My buddy Toast is celebrating his 14th birthday today. He will spend his big day downing copious amounts of Diet Coke while four-tabling Full Tilt, all the while trying to tell his two good friends (and the only regulars on his blog) that he’s “working”.
I’m still upset that my invitation to his bar mitzvah last year got lost in the mail.
Check out my ode to the Toastman one year ago today to see me at the peak of my creative powers.
Mozel tov on the birthday! Is that an appropriate saying for the occasion? I’m just an ignorant, non-practicing Catholic so I’m not sure! Aleikhem Shalom!